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Computer Science Related Pickup Lines
Are you a bitwise operator? Because you've shifted my world
Are you a borrowing reference? Because I want to share a lifetime with you.
Are you a cargo build? Because I can't wait to see our relationship compiled.
Are you a cargo package? Because you've got all the dependencies for a perfect relationship
Are you a class? Because you've instantiated feelings I've never had before.
Are you a coding language, cause cout << "You're the one 4 me";
Are you a coding language? Because you are the only one I C
Are you a compiler warning? Because you've got my attention, and I can't ignore you
Are you a compiler? Because my heart is stuck in a infinite loop when I see you
Are you a compiler? Because you seem to make my heart compile
Are you a Cow<'a, str>? Because I'm flexible and ready to borrow your heart.
Are you a Cow<'static, str>? Because my love for you is owned and lasts forever.
Are you a database query? Because you've just SELECTed my heart.
Are you a de reference operator? Because my affection for you is always pointing in your direction.
Are you a debugger? Because you've just found the bug in my heart.
Are you a decorator? Because you've added beauty to the functions of my heart.
Are you a function? Because you complete me.
Are you a generator? Because you've sparked an endless stream of feelings in my heart.
Are you a graphics card? Because you've rendered my world in vibrant colors.
Are you a header file? Because you make my heart #include
Are you a java applet? Because you've animated my world with joy.
Are you a Java Compiler? Because you've successfully compiled my heart.
Are you a lambda function? Because you've got me expressing my love in a concise way.
Are you a lifetime in Rust? Because my love for you will never borrow or steal.
Are you a list? Because I want to be the focus of your attention.
Are you a loop? Because I can't seem to break out of thinking about you
Are you a macro? Because you make my life simpler and more meaningful.
Are you a macro_rules! ? Because you've defined the rules of my affection.
Are you a match statement? Because you've found a perfect case in my heart.
Are you a module? Because you encapsulate everything I've been searching for.
Are you a mutex? Because you've locked down my heart.
Are you a network cable? Because I want to stay connected with you all the time.
Are you a NULL pointer? Because my life has no direction without you
Are you a pointer? Because you've got a direct address to my heart.
Are you a preprocessor directive? Because you make my heart #define love.
Are you a processor? Because you've processed your way into my thoughts.
Are you a programming language? Because you make my heart meaningful.
Are you a Python dictionary? Because you define the key to my heart.
Are you a Python package? Because you've bundled up all the love I need.
Are you a Python script? Because my life would be incomplete without you.
Are you a Result? Because with you, every moment is a success.
Are you a semicolon? Because without you, my life is incomplete;
Are you a slice? Because I want to be a part of your life in every dimension.
Are you a solid-state drive? Because you've made my heart boot up faster.
Are you a switch statement? Because you've turned my life in a new direction.
Are you a thread? Because you've spawned a new chapter in my life.
Are you a thread? Because you've spawned a new thread of emotions in me.
Are you a trait? Because you've defined the behavior of my emotions.
Are you a USB port? Because I want to plug into your life and share data with you.
Are you a variable? Because you just changed my value.
Are you an array? Because you've got a special place in my index
Are you an indentation block? Because you've aligned all the pieces of my heart.
Are you an iterable? Because I can't get enough of going through life with you.
Are you an iterator? Because I can't get enough of going through life with you.
Are you CSS? Because you make everything look better.
Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart race asynchronously.
Can I be the exception to your catch block? Because I've fallen for you
Can I be your async block? Because my feeling for you are non-blocking.
Can I be your BIOS? Because I want to initialize a long-lasting relationship with you.
Can I be your constant? I'll always be by your side.
Can I be your enum? Because I want to be the variant that brings joy to your heart.
Can I be your exception handler? Because I'll catch you whenever you fall.
Can I be your favorite IDE? Because I want to be with you through every line of code
Can I be your garbage collector? Because I want to clean up all the doubts in your mind.
Can I be your heat sink? Because I want to absorb all the warmth of your affection.
Can I be your import statement? Because I want to bring happiness into your life.
Can I be your interface? Because I want to implement love in your life.
Can I be your Javadoc? Because I want to document every beautiful moment we share.
Can I be your lifetime specifier? Because i want to be a part of your every 'scope'.
Can I be your main method? Because I want to be the entry point to your heart.
Can I be your main()? Because I want to be the focal point of your attention
Can I be your module import? Because I want to be included in every aspect of your life.
Can I be your motherboard? Because I want to be the foundation of our connection.
Can I be your Option? Because with me, your life will never be None.
Can I be your ownership? Because I promise to take care of you forever.
Can I be your power supply? Because I want to be the source of energy in your life.
Can I be your RAM? Because I want to be the one you can always rely on to remember.
Can I be your reference? Because I want to be part of your memory.
Can I be your syntax? Because together, we make perfect sense.
Can I be your T? Because I'm ready to be the type that completes you.
Can I be your threading module? Because I want to create a multi-threaded love story with you.
Can I be your try-except block? Because with you, every moment is error-free.
Can I be your TypeError? Because my love for you can't be handled
Can I be your whitespace? Because I want to be the space that fills your heart.
Do you emit a 5G network? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Is your name C++? Because with you, every moment is an object of affection.
Is your name C? Because you're the foundation of my happiness.
Is your name google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
Is your name malloc? Because you've allocated space in my heart
Is your name STL? Because you've got all the right elements for a perfect relationship.
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